Generation Z

look at my cool goatee and wire frame glasses, I let my boss cut my pay by fifteen hours because I am an apathetic white male who has worked FULL TIME SINCE EIGHTEEN. Because I work a sixty hour work week, I have never touched a woman in my life, and I will continue to let my boss shaft my pay because I’m a little needle dick weasel who votes conservative because maybe one day, I’ll be a rich man who might actually benefit from it.

Maybe then I’ll actually lose my virginity, but I can only hope. I’m the 53% aka lol white people.

(Source: the53)